Dating Girls Who Share Names With Celebs

If your girl shares the name of a celeb.....make sure she's half as fly as the actual celeb. Otherwise, it's just blasphemy. And that's all I have to say about that!

*~*SMOOCHES FROM MO*~*

Things I'm Not Feeling About Guys Right Now

I think winter is officially BiTCH SEASON in the world of boys. Dead ass. Guys are REALLY trippin right now. Here is a short list of things that are annoying me about the male species right now.
1. I appreciate skinny jeans just as much as the next person, BUT if your skinnys are just as tight as mine, it's a problem. Period.
2. Not only are you wearing skinny jeans, but you have a stupid LV coin holder hanging on a homo chain from the jeans. Not only does this make me question your sexuality and sense of fashion, but it makes me wonder what other stupid things you're spending your money on.
3. Don't refer to a former girl as a stalker...especially when she's the prettiest girl you ever dated.
4. If a girl does some freaky and generous things for you while you're having sex, don't let her know that you've never done it before. We like to pretend you're not as inexperienced as you are.
5. Don't go to the club with the sole intention to get drunk. It reminds us and everyone else how immature you are.
6. Don't ask me to pay for a damn thing if you invited me out. Your number will be deleted.
7. If you have an ugly girlfriend, keep it to yourself. Don't show her off because we are all laughing at you behind your back...only flaunt the flyest bitches.
8. Don't be mad when your ex upgrades, be mad you let her go.
9. Don't hang out with the same people all the damn time. You might not get sick of your stupid sidekick, but we do.
10. Don't flaunt your money. If you're not paying my bills, I don't care about how much money you have. Expecially if in reality, the money is your parents'.

*~*SMOOCHES FROM MO*~*

Back in FULL EFFECT!

Sorry I went M.I.A. on you kids YET again, but it was BACK TO SCHOOL week soooo classes were kickin my ass! So this weekend you will be getting plenty of posts because I am SICK and have nothing else to do!!! Yup Yup!!!! Why is my dog Oscar biting my computer as I type?? He needs a life! Anyhoo, I don't know where you live, but the weather in Atlanta has been BANANAS!!!!! I'm not really a winter person. While I mess with winter fashion, I don't mess with winter weather...thus, I just prefer spring. So I've been M.I.A. with everyone lately because I just dont want to deal with the cold...it's way too cold to try to be cute. Yup Yup!!!

For My Dear Friend Epernay: TRAViS is SiNGLE again...

For those of you who don't know, I have a little crush on Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes...my BFF Eppie however, has a HUGE crush on him!! LOL!!! Well breaking news: he is single again. He and fellow musician Katy Perry have called it quits after 2 yrs together! So sad...((not))...no for real tho, I hate it when people break up after such a long time together but that's just how the cookie crumbles. Umm both have yet to publicly confirm this split, but Travis took to his blog recently to semi-address the issue. He quotes lyrics from popular hip-hop breakup song "Looking at the Front Door" by Large Professor.
"We fight every night, now that's not kosher
I reminisce with bliss of when we was closer
And wake up to be greeted by an argument again
You act like you're ten
So immature, I try to concentrate on a cure
And keep lookin' at the front door..."

Ladies: Another one is back on the market!!!!!!
*~*SMOOCHES FROM MO*~*

Why I Date Athletes.....

People are constantly asking me why it seems that I always date athletes. I get soooo sick of the question so I figured I'd answer it once and for all! I'm going to speak honestly and truthfully...and you might not like what you read, but I just don't give a fuck!
Okay, since I was about 15 or 16 years old 98% of my relationships have been with athletes BECAUSE I like a different type of man. To be with me, you have to have a super ridiculous swagger. And there are many different types of swagger, the one I prefer happens to usually come in the package of a hooper! Also, I don't really like nice guys. Period. I tend to like the guys that pop off and talk crazy. The kind of guy that has an attitude. Nice guys always finish last with me. Sorry! All of my girlfriends know, whenever a guy starts bein a little mean, is when I usually fall for him! Another reason, I like extremely tall men. Not the kind of guy that's tall for the "average guy"...I like 6'6" and above. I like to feel small next to my man. And the most important reason I guess would be that I love a man who has his own shit. Someone that makes me wanna step my game up and upgrade myself. And incase you didn't know, NBA money is GUARANTEED money. No take backs! LOL!!! I like the stability that usually comes with dating a hooper. I honestly think the type of personality I have, is better suited for a man that plays a sport. Most "normal" guys will think I'm crazy.
I rarely date football players because I feel they have mental issues from being hit in the head too many times AND they tend to have built-up emotional issues (plus their money is NOT GUARANTEED).<-ladies take notes!!!
I rarely date normal guys because they do not challenge me. They tend to be too nice, too giving, and too boring. I like a challenge. Period.
So there ya go!!! Call it what you want! But that's the truth of my dating habits. Umm don't make any groupie remarks please because groupies try to date athletes...I actually do! Thanks!
I try my best to be as honest with you guys as I can, and for years I have avoided answering this question but I figured now is the time to answer it and what better way than on my blog!!!

*~*SMOOCHES FROM MO*~*

STALKiNG....use this word CAREFULLY.

Sooo the word "stalking" makes me giggle. Because people use the word so loosely. I really think most ignorant people don't understand what truly constitutes as stalking. People are always like "ooh girl he is stalking me, he has called me 2 times and I told him don't call me!" or "I still have the stalker girl (lmao)".
FYI: Stalking takes MAD effort people. Like so serious. Stalking is when someone sits outside of your door and waits for you. Or is at your car when you get ready to head out in the morning. Or calls you leaving threatening or weird voicemails.
I think saying that someone is stalking them makes certain individuals feel important. Like someone is going out of their way to find them or something. If someone is sitting on their couch and sends you a text, they didn't go out of their way. Sorry to burst your bubble!
Like my friend Wally ((yes girl I am calling you out lmao!!!!!!!!!))...she's always talking about her dude talkin bout ooooh he is so stalking me right now, he just sent me three texts back to back! Number one, hush bc u like it. Number two, you are still fucking with him and you respond sometimes lol! Number three, you are definitely in ATL tonight to watch him play the Hawks.
Number four, he is still paying your bills!!!!!
I STILL LOVE YOU THO, Wally!!!!!!!!!!
But yea kids, don't say stalking so much because it makes me giggle and makes you look stupid.
Note: If you write on your blog saying someone is stalking you, uhh no. You're taking time out of your day to acknowledge them. Who's stalking who? Who is thinking about who? Yeaaa thought so.

And I'm BAAACK!!!

Hi Kids!! I'm back!! Sorry I've been gone so long, been busy with LIFE!!! But whatever, I'm here now bitchesssss. Time to get back to business...
1. Welcome to 2009!!!!!! It's a new year and THANK GOD because 2008 was mad wack if you ask me!!!!
2. I am realizing how absolutely FAB I am...so serious...call it arogant, whatever. I'm the shit. I get better with age. And after me, there is nothing you can do but DOWNGRADE. Because on my WORST day, I'm usually better than the chick next to me (or the chick you're fucking) on her BEST day...peep that!
3. M.A.C. cosmetics really did NOT impress me with their winter collections...and that's all I have to say about THAT!
4. Finally decorating the new condo..it shall be fab!
5. The Chicago Bulls lost to the ATL Hawks on Dec 27..but it's all good because it was a pretty good game and the boo did well!!!! As he always does....
6. My Benz is in the shop so I had to rent a Dodge Avenger and I am NOT loving it...Absolutely NOT!
7. Trying to decide what to do for Spring Break...whatever it is, I will be on a beach somewhere, looking fly, drinking something colorful...being way to fly for anyone I know back home.
8. When I went back to Memphis for Christmas, I realized how much more fly I am that anyone I really grew up with...there is a reason I left and why I dread going back...everyone stays the same while I constantly upgrade...well except for a select few who r on the fly scale.
9. My Daddy texted me for the first time last night...I laughed out loud for a good 4 minutes...it was so cute. I LOVE HIM!
10. When you used to fuck with someone and they go back to someone they left before, realize they have committed the ultimate downgrade. Then smile because you have completely upgraded because your new dude could buy him, his bro, and their whole family range rovers so they'd no longer have to share!

K, that was my welcome back rant!

*~*SMOOCHES FROM MO*~*