Saturday, January 17, 2009

It's a NOTORIOUS Weekend

Notorious the movie hit theatres yesterday, so get out and see it THIS weekend!!! If you're a true lover and hip-hop and the history of it, then go see it. Support the legacy of one of the greatest rappers of our generation!
*~*SMOOCHES FROM MO*~*

Superhead........

I just want you to go away........

Dating Girls Who Share Names With Celebs


If your girl shares the name of a celeb.....make sure she's half as fly as the actual celeb. Otherwise, it's just blasphemy. And that's all I have to say about that!
*~*SMOOCHES FROM MO*~*

Things I'm Not Feeling About Guys Right Now

I think winter is officially BiTCH SEASON in the world of boys. Dead ass. Guys are REALLY trippin right now. Here is a short list of things that are annoying me about the male species right now.
1. I appreciate skinny jeans just as much as the next person, BUT if your skinnys are just as tight as mine, it's a problem. Period.
2. Not only are you wearing skinny jeans, but you have a stupid LV coin holder hanging on a homo chain from the jeans. Not only does this make me question your sexuality and sense of fashion, but it makes me wonder what other stupid things you're spending your money on.
3. Don't refer to a former girl as a stalker...especially when she's the prettiest girl you ever dated.
4. If a girl does some freaky and generous things for you while you're having sex, don't let her know that you've never done it before. We like to pretend you're not as inexperienced as you are.
5. Don't go to the club with the sole intention to get drunk. It reminds us and everyone else how immature you are.
6. Don't ask me to pay for a damn thing if you invited me out. Your number will be deleted.
7. If you have an ugly girlfriend, keep it to yourself. Don't show her off because we are all laughing at you behind your back...only flaunt the flyest bitches.
8. Don't be mad when your ex upgrades, be mad you let her go.
9. Don't hang out with the same people all the damn time. You might not get sick of your stupid sidekick, but we do.
10. Don't flaunt your money. If you're not paying my bills, I don't care about how much money you have. Expecially if in reality, the money is your parents'.

*~*SMOOCHES FROM MO*~*

Back in FULL EFFECT!

Sorry I went M.I.A. on you kids YET again, but it was BACK TO SCHOOL week soooo classes were kickin my ass! So this weekend you will be getting plenty of posts because I am SICK and have nothing else to do!!! Yup Yup!!!! Why is my dog Oscar biting my computer as I type?? He needs a life! Anyhoo, I don't know where you live, but the weather in Atlanta has been BANANAS!!!!! I'm not really a winter person. While I mess with winter fashion, I don't mess with winter weather...thus, I just prefer spring. So I've been M.I.A. with everyone lately because I just dont want to deal with the cold...it's way too cold to try to be cute. Yup Yup!!!

Monday, January 5, 2009

For My Dear Friend Epernay: TRAViS is SiNGLE again...

For those of you who don't know, I have a little crush on Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes...my BFF Eppie however, has a HUGE crush on him!! LOL!!! Well breaking news: he is single again. He and fellow musician Katy Perry have called it quits after 2 yrs together! So sad...((not))...no for real tho, I hate it when people break up after such a long time together but that's just how the cookie crumbles. Umm both have yet to publicly confirm this split, but Travis took to his blog recently to semi-address the issue. He quotes lyrics from popular hip-hop breakup song "Looking at the Front Door" by Large Professor.
"We fight every night, now that's not kosher
I reminisce with bliss of when we was closer
And wake up to be greeted by an argument again
You act like you're ten
So immature, I try to concentrate on a cure
And keep lookin' at the front door..."

Ladies: Another one is back on the market!!!!!!
*~*SMOOCHES FROM MO*~*

Why I Date Athletes.....

People are constantly asking me why it seems that I always date athletes. I get soooo sick of the question so I figured I'd answer it once and for all! I'm going to speak honestly and truthfully...and you might not like what you read, but I just don't give a fuck!
Okay, since I was about 15 or 16 years old 98% of my relationships have been with athletes BECAUSE I like a different type of man. To be with me, you have to have a super ridiculous swagger. And there are many different types of swagger, the one I prefer happens to usually come in the package of a hooper! Also, I don't really like nice guys. Period. I tend to like the guys that pop off and talk crazy. The kind of guy that has an attitude. Nice guys always finish last with me. Sorry! All of my girlfriends know, whenever a guy starts bein a little mean, is when I usually fall for him! Another reason, I like extremely tall men. Not the kind of guy that's tall for the "average guy"...I like 6'6" and above. I like to feel small next to my man. And the most important reason I guess would be that I love a man who has his own shit. Someone that makes me wanna step my game up and upgrade myself. And incase you didn't know, NBA money is GUARANTEED money. No take backs! LOL!!! I like the stability that usually comes with dating a hooper. I honestly think the type of personality I have, is better suited for a man that plays a sport. Most "normal" guys will think I'm crazy.
I rarely date football players because I feel they have mental issues from being hit in the head too many times AND they tend to have built-up emotional issues (plus their money is NOT GUARANTEED).<-ladies take notes!!!
I rarely date normal guys because they do not challenge me. They tend to be too nice, too giving, and too boring. I like a challenge. Period.
So there ya go!!! Call it what you want! But that's the truth of my dating habits. Umm don't make any groupie remarks please because groupies try to date athletes...I actually do! Thanks!
I try my best to be as honest with you guys as I can, and for years I have avoided answering this question but I figured now is the time to answer it and what better way than on my blog!!!

*~*SMOOCHES FROM MO*~*