I think winter is officially BiTCH SEASON in the world of boys. Dead ass. Guys are REALLY trippin right now. Here is a short list of things that are annoying me about the male species right now.1. I appreciate skinny jeans just as much as the next person, BUT if your skinnys are just as tight as mine, it's a problem. Period.
2. Not only are you wearing skinny jeans, but you have a stupid LV coin holder hanging on a homo chain from the jeans. Not only does this make me question your sexuality and sense of fashion, but it makes me wonder what other stupid things you're spending your money on.
3. Don't refer to a former girl as a stalker...especially when she's the prettiest girl you ever dated.
4. If a girl does some freaky and generous things for you while you're having sex, don't let her know that you've never done it before. We like to pretend you're not as inexperienced as you are.
5. Don't go to the club with the sole intention to get drunk. It reminds us and everyone else how immature you are.
6. Don't ask me to pay for a damn thing if you invited me out. Your number will be deleted.
7. If you have an ugly girlfriend, keep it to yourself. Don't show her off because we are all laughing at you behind your back...only flaunt the flyest bitches.
8. Don't be mad when your ex upgrades, be mad you let her go.
9. Don't hang out with the same people all the damn time. You might not get sick of your stupid sidekick, but we do.
10. Don't flaunt your money. If you're not paying my bills, I don't care about how much money you have. Expecially if in reality, the money is your parents'.
*~*SMOOCHES FROM MO*~*
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