1. I posted this picture because when I was younger, stupid girls used to say I looked like a monkey. Years later....I stole all of their boyfriends as revenge...they are STILL crying. Payback is a BiTCH and being this fly is the SHIT.
2. Spring break cannot come any sooner...cold weather is for ugly people.
3. All guys under the age of 40 should have flat stomachs...it should be a law or something...maybe I'll include that in my letter to President Obama...
4. I'm ready for the day when guys stop rocking pastel colors on a daily basis. We should not be wearing the same shade of pink.
5. I hate guys that have crooked smiles...I'm starting to think it's a sign of evil.
6. People shouldn't wear school spirit apparel everyday...if I see one more CAU letterman's jacket...mind you, they sell them in the bookstore...you don't need to be on a sports team to get one...that makes it even more sad.
7. Beauty doesn't fade...hoes just lose the energy to keep themselves up. When I get married, I plan to include in my vows something along these lines: "I vow to try my hardest everyday to look this good forever....no matter how much money it takes."
8. "There's only 2 types of guys out there, ones that can hang with me and those that are scared." I date like a guy and I love it...what's funny is, when guys see the mirror image of themselves, they can't take it. So sad.
9. I don't care what anyone says, Kobe is not the best in the league.
10. My ex-boyfriends former teammate had this girlfriend back in the day. I always said she was a crazy, ghetto golddigger. Now.....she's a stripper...and a lesbian. I've always been an excellent judge of character.
*~*SMOOCHES FROM MO*~*
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