Cuz I'm Just Dying for a Chai Tea Latte.....

So I'm supposed to be writing this essay about a John Henry Adams caricature of BTW and it's just not happening. But what is happening is my love for Angel Taylor is growing like no other. I put her music on thinking it would calm me and help me focus. But quite the contrary. See I find myself sitting her discecting every word she says. Her single "Chai Tea Latte" catches my attention in particular. The song is basically about #1 an interracial relationship (which if you've been reading u know is completely what I'm into now...white boys only.) and #2 it's about the fact that she's in love with with this guy who won't even ask her out (particulary on a date to get some Chai Tea Lattes...and she lives RIGHT down the street...ok I'm rambling...) but anyway. I know MANY of my ladies have been in this situation. You like the guy, he likes you, but still no date. WTF is up with that? I don't have time for that ish. Just a thought...back to Angel Taylor and this blank, but open Word Document.

...........morgan

WTF, Pirates Are Real?!?!

So basically....I had NO CLUE that pirates were real until like a year ago and I still didn't believe until the recent headline grabbing events. The thing is, I'm mad I didn't know. I feel like I've been left out of some secret "yes pirates are real" society. I always thought pirates were like imaginary characters in stories and kid movies. Guess not. I'm kind of mad at my parents though. I feel like when you're a kid, your parents should sit you down and say "your mom is the tooth fairy, your dad is santa, the easter bunny is gay, and by the way, pirates are real." I mean gah damn! I fully intend to have that convo with my children.
......morgan

2009 = The Year of Magnificent Pimpin

Ok so I have not been like consistently single since I was 15. Crazy! I know. So in 2009, I'm heartless. Sorry. Some fellas have already felt the effects of the movement. I'm sorry, but I've always had a boyfriend. AND for like the past year I've been in a string of completely unsuccessful and time wasting situations and I'm really over it. I'm tired of wasting precious moments of my life that I will never get back with people who could really care less. So I'm on some f*ck it $h!t in 09'. I'm officially dating like a guy and I like it. Oh, you texted me? I'll text you back....in two days. Oh, you wanna go out to dinner? Let me see how next thursday is looking and I'll see if I can pencil you in. Oh, you want to be in a relationship? Sorry!, I don't do those...holler at me again in 2010. I'm SO SERIOUS! I'm young. I'm 21 years old. I grind hard everyday. And honestly this has been my SEXIEST year yet. I mean, I'm on point like no other this year. Why waste this on ONE guy?? Especially these bum ass ATL dudes. BOOOOO!! I think not! Now, I will say this: if I was to give this all up and date one guy, he would have to be THE ONE...like Mr. Right...not just Mr. Well I'm Hungry Right Now So We Can Pretend We Are Together Just So I Can Get A Free Meal. Nope. None of that. So fellas, keep it gangsta in 09'. Cuz I am. No feelings, No problems. Yessir!

.......morgan

Ya Girl's Been Busy Grindin....MY BAD!!

Aiight kids...the texts, messages, calls, etc have been getting insane sooo ya girl is BACK! Sorry about taking yet another break, but hey! the grind has been immaculate. School has been kicking my ass, radio has kept me busy, and people have been annoying me so I've been on the lowkey tip too. But hey, im here now. A little update: I will be THROWING DUECES at ATL in a few weeks! Ahhh!!! I will be working in Chicago all summer at 107.5 WGCI (on of the hottest stations in the country) sooo yea your girl will be doing big things. Whoo hoo! I'll miss ATL...well not really. And ya'll know me, I might mess around and NOT COME BACK! Ha! So stay posted! But yea I've just been grindin it out and spending all of my downtown sleeping and hanging with my dog lol!!

.......morgan