Thursday, April 16, 2009

2009 = The Year of Magnificent Pimpin


Ok so I have not been like consistently single since I was 15. Crazy! I know. So in 2009, I'm heartless. Sorry. Some fellas have already felt the effects of the movement. I'm sorry, but I've always had a boyfriend. AND for like the past year I've been in a string of completely unsuccessful and time wasting situations and I'm really over it. I'm tired of wasting precious moments of my life that I will never get back with people who could really care less. So I'm on some f*ck it $h!t in 09'. I'm officially dating like a guy and I like it. Oh, you texted me? I'll text you back....in two days. Oh, you wanna go out to dinner? Let me see how next thursday is looking and I'll see if I can pencil you in. Oh, you want to be in a relationship? Sorry!, I don't do those...holler at me again in 2010. I'm SO SERIOUS! I'm young. I'm 21 years old. I grind hard everyday. And honestly this has been my SEXIEST year yet. I mean, I'm on point like no other this year. Why waste this on ONE guy?? Especially these bum ass ATL dudes. BOOOOO!! I think not! Now, I will say this: if I was to give this all up and date one guy, he would have to be THE ONE...like Mr. Right...not just Mr. Well I'm Hungry Right Now So We Can Pretend We Are Together Just So I Can Get A Free Meal. Nope. None of that. So fellas, keep it gangsta in 09'. Cuz I am. No feelings, No problems. Yessir!
.......morgan

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