If you have EVER slept with ME then the answer the question in the title of this post would be YES!!!! ((big ups to Hollyweerd--my boys!!!-- for the title check them out HERE!!!! )) But back to the topic @ hand...I'm a complete weirdo! So serious. Nothing about me makes any sense. Why anyone likes me, I do not know...but on the other hand I'm so fabulous I don't know why anyone would hate me either. Yup! I think years of constantly being the shit, have finally started to take a tole on my mental and emotional state. I mean, do you even know how it feel to wake up to be the shit AND the urine?!?!? <--thanks Yeezy. Anyhoo, here is a SHORT, but ACCURATE list of the reasons I'm weird...
enjoy....
-i hate fish, but love sushi.
-don't really eat chicken, but cook it for boys.
-i hate the task/chore of applying makeup, but i am fucking bomb at doing it and have a hard time walking out of the house after 5 pm without it. (12 pm if it's a pretty day outside).
-i loooove being loved, but go to drastic measures to push guys away when i feel they actually like me.
-last time i checked, i have been a female since day 1, but i cannot stand females. i think they are probably the most disgusting, petty, wasteful species on earth.
-i love a man that wears a good cologne, but don't like sleeping next to a man wearing any.
-i can't stand when people do not keep their shoe boxes.
-i'm a libra. i constantly wonder what like would be like as another sign. would things be different?
-i can't stand my ex high school/college boyfriend, but i would fuck ANYONE up for him. so serious.
-i have long hair, but i am hell bent on wearing weaves for the dramatic effect...plus it gives me SOMETHING to relate to my african-american female "counterparts" to.
-i love a guy that can rock a cap, but i don't like when they wear them when it's just us...only in social situations.
-i've always been strangely freaked out by twins and redheads. i don't think anything is natural about either.
-i'm on a mission to create some way for condoms to have a better odor/taste, without you having to be a freak/pervert and buy the "flavored" condoms. so wack.
-i love sex toys, have a grand collection of them....NEVER use them. no one is worth the extra effort.
-i strongly dislike fat people, but kinda wanna see what it's like to date or screw a chubby guy.
-i become strangely intolerable of guys once i realize how sexually unexperienced they are. when a guy says "oh i've never done that before" or "wow, that was cool"...i get pissed. like wanna roll over, go to sleep, and leave as soon as i wake up pissed.
-i hate girls with tattoos, but i have 5 and counting.
-i believe girls should always wear a stiletto, but i have a pretty nice sneaker collection.
-i like to call myself a mindfull person of money, but i will drop a grip and a half on a nice pair of shades, tattoos, shoes, and miscelleaneous gifts for my man (when i have one).
-i've always been a believer that a girl should never date a dude younger than herself, yet the ONE younger guy i dated has been my fave.
-i've always had athlete boyfriends, but my fave was NOT an athlete...and that fact always annoyed me.
ok i'm done...
i'm weird...
whatever.
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