The title of this post is actually QUITE inaccurate being that at this point in my life, I'm wondering if, aside from my daddy, brother, and grandfather, I've ever met a MAN before. So Serious. I question whether or not they actually exist anymore. And if they do, I know for a FACT that men are an endangered species. However, BOYS are in a definite surplus. But ladies, we must BEWARE because these BOYS tend to come in the package of a MAN. They might dress fly, have money, look good...but deep inside, they play video games...well actually they just play GAMES in general, listen to what their boys say, and believe in having chicks on the side because it makes them look "cool". Being that I live in ATL (!404! bitchessss...), I meet A LOT of BOYS. And when I say a lot, I mean like 9 out of 9. The 10th one that might be worth a damn is a rare bonus. I feel like in recent years, the substandard behavior of men has become widely accepted by women and we are paying for it now. I'm a good woman and deserve a good man. Not saying I haven't met him and he's not in my life right now..I'm just speaking in general terms. As women, we sometimes accept the unacceptable and forgive the unforgiveable. We blame ourselves for things that are out of our control or not our fault. We make excuses for boys who are just going to do the same thing again next week if not tomorrow. In general, I'd rather be alone and happy then deal with some of the bullshit that guys are dealing out these days. I've made a list of 10 things GROWN ASS MEN DO or DON'T DO. ENJOY!
10 Things GROWN ASS MOTHER FUCKING MEN DO or DON'T DO:
(in no particular order)
1. You don't share a car with your homie, your brother, or your cousin. I shouldn't have to wait for your brother to return from one of his junt's houses to go to the movies.
2. You don't require approval or opinions from your homies, brother/s, cousins, MAMA, etc. I'm not dating them, I'm dating you. WTF?!?! You want me to fuck them too?? Then they can give you some REAL feedback.
3. You do let by-gones be by-gones. No one is perfect. Mistakes will be made. Let it go. Don't bring it up everytime some shit goes down. And if you can't let it go, then BE GONE.
4. You don't turn a situation or argument around. Don't flip the script. If you've done wrong, be wrong, admit it, and we will deal with it. Don't turn some shit on me so that now YOU are the mad one. That's some bullshit.
5. You do keep OUR business to YOURSELF. What we do or don't do is OUR business. Why would you tell your peoples?
6. You don't tell your girlfriend bad things about your ex and then throw her in the current girl's face once you breakup. If you tell me how WACK a chick is, don't try to brag once ya'll get back together ONLY bc we broke up! Wtf?!?! LMBAO!!!! If you tell me how crazy this bitch is and how bad the sex is/was, I'm only going to laugh at you when you get back together with the bitch. Because I know you're with a crazy broad and your sex life suckssssss.
Note: this rule is ESPECIALLY important when the ex in question is UGLY in the first place!!!!
7. You don't constantly talk about money, even if you got it. If you have a nice condo with a descent view (thats now obstructed btw) don't tell say some dumb shit like "I paid a lot for this view"....ask me if I care! Don't tell me how much your shoes cost...or who you know and how you know them. When you have money, people can tell...no need to flaunt...because when you flaunt you make me think you haven't had it for too long and you're suuuuper excited about it! LMAO! Or you have something to prove or even worse: something to make up for!
8. You do speak if you see an ex out in public. Especially if you broke up on some bullshit type stuff. Say hello. It won't kill you. It actually makes you look mad mature. Because if you walk by attempting to act like you don't see her, you look stupid. Bitch, you know you saw me! LOL!
9. You do buy her things just because! ((flowers not included...I don't like flowers)). Buy me a pair of shoes you thought I'd like just because it's Friday. Take me out to dinner just because the sex was good yesterday. If you go out of town and you're shopping and you see something that makes you think "Damn, Mo would love this!"....motherfucker, cop that shit!
10. You do realize that your relationship is a priority and comes before MOST things. Life was different before this girl entered your life. Things are bound to change and MUST change. Let them. If you're not putting your relationship @ the top of your list, then you're not putting 100& into it...and when you're putting less than 100% into it, it's bound to fail. If your boys wanna go to the club or play video games but your girl wants to go to dinner or bowling, ditch your boys. There will be other times. Pick and choose your battles.
*~*SMOOCHES FROM MO*~*
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